Tuesday, 5 May 2015

Royal Clipper Transatlantic April 14: At Sea 3-7


Sea Day 3 ~ Tuesday April 15th
Like I said, I forgot to remind myself to get up, & due to the late bedtime, I only surfaced in time to chat with Amanda at breakfast, after she'd changed into her whites (which she has to pay for herself!!!).
She said it was her 1st job with Star Clippers, & told me some other surprising things about her terms of contract!
We chatted until gone 10, & as a result I missed the sign-up for the mast climb. Boo.


It wasn't great weather, but I went on deck with Book 2 anyway. It was Blue Horizon by Wilbur Smith.
After a bit, Peter from Guildford (Heretofore just known as Peter!) stopped by my lounger & we swapped stories until the French Buffet lunch time which I spent with Christine & a German lady Chemist, Yvette.
I had veal, fish, salad, chips, chocolate tart, cheese pudding, & bread & butter pudding.
OK. Call me a pig!

After all that lunch I lay down & read on the aft deck until 3, & then walked for 45 min as fast as I could on the treadmill. I'd put Wolfstone in the gym CD player before hanging onto the bar for more or less grim death. The ship was heeling a bit!
The steam room (Hamman) was again too hot for even my rhinoceros hide soles, & as Book 2's spine would melt in there, I donned my bikini & took it up on deck. Wrapping myself in towels, I read until it was time to change for Erik's Abs at 6. I hadn't read the schedule properly & it was actually Pilates with Lidija. No worries. Any calories burned were a blessing given all the food I was putting away ;-p
Lidija having a stretch on the port side of Aft Deck
Taken by Daniel (Switzerland)


Most bits duly worked, I showered, read a bit more on my bed, had a quick kip, & got ready for dinner.


This was more restrained than lunch (well, that wouldn't be hard, would it? ;-q), & I had the sea-bass followed by chocolate tart.
Not sure, but this may be sea-bass?
Taken by Andreas (Germany)

I'd chosen to eat late as I didn't fancy the Line-dancing on offer in the Tropical bar.
I can & will do most types of dance. However, I am wont to say ~ I draw the line at Line-dancing ~ pun intended ;-)
I joined Patrick & Steve later on & had another Laphroaig (pronounced La-Froyg, btw). It was Ginormous!
I opted to go to bed shortly after midnight.
And if you're wondering why this bit of writing is different from the stuff above (well, you might be?) ~  I have no bloody idea :-/

Sea Day 4 ~ Wednesday April 16th
I managed to get up for Amanda's class, did breakfast, & went to stake out the bit for the mast climb sign-ups. I didn't want to miss out today, as well.
It was quite a nice day, but the wind mustn't've been in the right direction as most of the sails were furled.




Looking aft


Erik was on mast duty, & he got me safely into my harness. 
Amanda was at the top near the platform. I say top, but it was only one climb/platform up. I'd've liked to go higher.



I spent ages up there, mostly trying to get a pic of the back/side of my head with something interesting in the background. 
I think it may have been easier with longer arms?



I managed some decent(ish) ones. Eventually!


Peter & Dirk (Germany) on deck


Peter (USA) took this one then told me
peeps were waiting to come up! Oops. I'd
been up ages, but it was awesome up there.


Looking forward
Various peeps, incl Tom & Andreas, looking up


Someone climbs the rat-lines while Andy
stays out of the sun in the sails' shade































































































On the way back down ~ before I got all the way to the bottom, I passed my camera to one of the men watching, & asked him to take a pic.
He was obviously even less technologically with-it than me, as he couldn't work out how to use my camera %-\
















Happily, Andreas (AKA Andy) was on hand & took these two on his camera.


I really like them. Thanks, Andy x

I'd been carrying little cards in my purse with my E-address on, but, as luck would have it, my purse was in my cabin, so I resolved to catch Andy at some point & ask him to E me copies.

Which he obviously did :-)

Bruce & Peter (both US citizens) checking out mast pics















Back in the midships lounge, those of us who'd been up swapped cameras & stories of our 'time up the mast' :-)
US Peter was a retired cop, & it was quite entertaining to listen to him & Bruce putting the world to rights ;-p

Part of lunch was a very yummy lemon meringue pie. 







I didn't write down what else I ate, 

but here're pics of one of Andy's puddings.

In the afternoon I read on the aft deck, turned a page, & there was blood on it. Yuk :-(
It looked like blood anyway? 
The mind boggles?!?!?!?
As usual, I had a kip in the sun, but set my alarm to wake for massage number 2. 
A Hawaiian this time.
After my pummel I went in the Hamman again, & it was much cooler. So much so, I risked a bit of Wilbur while I lay there.
I got engrossed enough I missed Afternoon Snacks, but not so engrossed I missed Erik's Abs.
Dinner was with the two David's, Yvette, & X number of people whose names I can't read in my notes.
Then it was time to go aft to the Tropical Bar for the Music Quiz.
I ended up in a team with Cindy & Charlie (the 2 Americans at breakfast on Sunday), Gabi, Marcel & Harry from Switzerland, & 3 others who I hardly ever spoke to apart from that evening.
The idea was that Lidija would ask a question, & if you knew the answer you had to go into the middle and ring a ship's bell before answering. 
Brass rubbing!
The bell for the Music Quiz was a lot smaller
Taken by Daniel


The rule was:

No 
bell.

No 
answer.





I answered a couple over the next 1/4 hour, & then went towards the bell to answer one about Star Wars. Unfortunately, so did a bloke from a team to my right, & Harry who was next but one to me on my left in our team.
Talk about a frankfurter out of a roll! ! !
As I reached forward to ring the bell - standing on 1 leg to do so, the bloke & Harry sandwiched me, & I shot forward & onto the floor. Fortunately, years of Ju Jitsu, riding & skiing means I fall well, & I just did a sort of Ukemi and came back to my feet.
Poor Harry was mortified & kept apologising all evening. What a gent. 
The other bloke barely said anything. 
What a gent (not).
Anyway, the upshot of being in a big team with Gabi in it (she knew Lots about music) was ~ we won the bottle of champers. It didn't go far between 9 of us, mind you, but we all got a sip ;-p
Quiz over, Harry insisted on buying me a drink, & I chatted to him & Helmut until the dancing music came on & it was time to boogie.
Harry did all sorts of dance classes in Switzerland, but had never danced on his own - how bizarre. I did though, & they played my Enrique again. I didn't take the Pitbull to Monica & Arpad - too many swear words in the lyrics. Oops. I hadn't noticed until Lidija had pointed it out to me on Sunday evening ;-p
They aren't actually that bad, but given the age & general 'society' aboard, it was better to keep them in my cabin.
Monica & Arpad also played some stuff Harry could dance to, so we got up a few times. I was pretty crap, though. It had been  2009 & pre-hip replacement the last time & done Cha-cha, Jive, Quickstep etc.
Still it was a nice end to the evening, & I'd made some new friends. 
Before sleep, I finished off Wilbur.

Sea Day 5 ~ Thursday April 17th

There are no pics for days 5, 6 & 7. Manky weather & manky memory to blame :-0
Anyway ~ The dancing must've energised me as I was up for Yoga with Lidija at 7, did Pilates at 7.30, & Amanda at 8. 
Phew. Plenty of calories burnt before breakfast :-)


After breakfast I knitted in the Forward Lounge as the weather was too windy to be on deck.
Another guest came forward too - she was crocheting, & we had a chat.


Lunch was with Amanda again, & I asked her about the Talent Show. I'd remembered one on the Star Clipper in Aug '6 when Rob & I had done a Martial Arts turn, & also got some unsuspecting folk up to do a Strip The Willow!
Amanda said it would be on the last night, so I thought about what I could do which may be vaguely entertaining.
The Greek Buffet
Taken by Daniel
















After lunch I switched Wilbur for Ian (Rankin) ~ Standing In Another Man's Grave. I'd seen the Rebus telly progs, but never read a book, so as Rankin (Robert) was an old favourite, I thought I'd give another Rankin a go.
It was still pretty manky on deck, but I grabbed a lounger under an awning, & joined other readers not content with the midships lounge.
After a bit, I added another towel for warmth, & covered my face for a kip. Well, I was on holiday.
Sadly the wind & rain picked up, came sideways under the awning, & my towels got wet. So before I did, I repaired to my cabin.
Today, instead of Erik's Abs, we had a Latin lesson. The dancing, that is, not the language. Mind you, I can still conjugate the verb To Love, & decline nouns, despite my last Latin lesson being with Mr Huss at Fleetwood Grammar school in the 70s. Some stuck obviously ;-)
Lidija was in charge with help from various Carribean crew ~ mainly Armando & Oscar, & we all had a go at Merengue, Bachata & Salsa.
Afterwards I went straight into dinner, sat with Patrick & Steve, & had steak again.
Incidentally, I forgot to mention that I had told Steve & Patrick about having synaesthesia at breakfast with them the other morning, & Patrick knew what it was. I had been impressed. Not many do know what is is, & when you explain they look at you like you've got 2 heads. Or are bonkers.
I'm possibly bonkers, but have the correct number of all the usual bits (apart from a cobalt, chromium & manganese hip, anyway).
After dinner, some of us happy dancing campers (Hi De Hi! ;-p ) went to the Tropical Bar for the Latin night, & put our lessons in Merengue, Bachata & Salsa to the test.
The 1st 2 are authentic dances from the Dominican Republic, but Salsa is a bastard from New York with a Cuban origin.
As well as Oscar & Armando, quite a lot of male crew had turned up: Arrigo, Santiago, Michael, Gustaf, & even Capt Sergey. That meant because Harry, the 2 Davids & Jack were having a go, we ladies were outnumbered for a change.
¡QuĂ© divertido!
After the Latin bit there was more 'normal' dancing, & I danced quite a bit with Harry again. In between I chatted with Marcel & Gabi. Gabi worked with Harry & they were all travelling together. Marcel & Gabi were on an early honeymoon, & due to marry in May.
Harry was staying in an aft cabin which costs loadsamoney! Helmut commented about them being expensive, & Harry said "Only if you can't afford it". I had to turn away so Helmut didn't see me trying not to laugh. 
It turned out that Harry owned an international business in Zurich, so I guess he could.
I also met Tony for the 1st time that night. He is an Englishman from near Stratford who had become friends with the 3 Swiss. He is a lovely guy and we both had fun helping the 3 Swiss with their English. After that night we sort of became a fivesome & often hung-out together - despite Tony being in his 80s & Marcel (the baby of the 5), being about 40 years younger. They are all totally lovely people, & going on the RC was worth it just to meet them :-D
Bedtime called eventually, & it was time for another clock change, & another lost hour in bed. Good job I could catch up during the day ;-p

Sea Day 6 ~ Friday April 18th: Good Friday


Despite losing an hour in bed, I got up for Sergey's Tai Chi at 0700, followed by Amanda at 8.












Breakfast was the, by now, "oats, nuts & fruit, a mug of coffee & a cute little black tea-pot of English Breakfast" breakfast. 
Awesome ;-q

Afterwards I went looking for a broomstick as I had decided to make up a Jo Kata for the talent show. Oscar was in the Tropical bar & he gave me a nearly new, if slightly bent, broom handle.
After 1/2 an hour putting the bones together, I stayed in the Forward Lounge & read some more Rankin. While I was there, Jack from the US came up from below & we had a chat about Martial Arts, Bojutsu & Jojutsu.
I chose to not go in for lunch, even though it was a seafood buffet ~ what did I miss?????
I had 2 bananas instead.
Post lunch I went aft & finished Rankin; did some Sudoku; chatted to Harry; & had a kip. Then I went to watch the film Deep Ocean in the Piano Bar/Midships Lounge. 
Erik's Abs was slightly later than usual, but the usual suspects were there.
After Erik, I went to get a DVD from the Purser, & chose Hansel & Gretel with Gemma Arterton & Jeremy Renner. I watched it while getting ready for Dinner ~ ie watched it while my hair dried!
Another Andy pudding pic ;-q
















Dinner was with Harry, Marcel & Gabi, & afterwards I danced with Harry & Jerry to Monica & Arpad, & with myself to Enrique.
It was another late one, & I didn't get to bed until 0115.

Sea Day 7 ~ Saturday April 19th


I missed Lidija's Yoga & Pilates, but managed Amanda. At the end, Jack offered me some clothes to wear when I performed the Bo Kata, but I declined. I had plans to wear my Langkawi suit: it was oriental looking & would be OK.


Then it was breakfast with Ian & Conrad ~ both English. Conrad told me he was a magistrate, & seemed to know a lot about everything. He also said everything in a very 'far-back' voice, & quite loudly. Ian was the opposite: Quietly spoken, & quietly knowledgeable. He also had a face like an old sea dog ~ all tanned & wrinkly. Nice man.
After brekkers I had a walk round deck & somehow managed to get oil on my white jeans. Bugger! Fortunately I met Glenroy from St Vincent who said he'd be able to get it off, so I nipped back below to exchange the jeans for shorts.

As was becoming a daily ritual, I went to the Forward Lounge for my Bo practice. I decided I should stop adding techniques, & concentrate on making it better technically. But with no Sensei to yell at me, & no mirrors to self-correct, it was difficult to get it right ~ especially when the ship was pitching & rolling!
After that it was back on the Aft Deck & the next book. This time, Stephen King's Song of Susannah, the 6th of his Dark Tower series. I hadn't read any of the previous 5, but it was very absorbing all the same. So much so, that I got the 1st 5 from the Library when I got home, read Susannah again, & finally completed the series earlier this year (2015).

I had lunch with Harry, then we both went back to the Aft Deck, where I read some more Susannah, did some sudoku, & slept a bit.
Harry the smiler :-D
Taken by Daniel














Having missed the 0700 class, I then went down to the gym with a Pitbull CD ~ while it was quiet & his language wouldn't offend ;-p. I did 5.5K on the treadmill, & I'd've done more, but peeps started arriving, so I took Pitbull out of the D player, & did 20min of weights followed by 10 min in the Hamman.
Had to burn off some food!
On the way back up to my cabin I got propositioned by one of the crew who shall be nameless in case someone from the RC crew reads this blog!
Needless to say, I tried to say "Not on your Nelly" as politely as possible!
Back in the cabin I read & slept, & woke up cold, so I wore a jumper to dinner. Hardly surprising, really, we had been heeling a bit all day, & the portholes at lunch had looked like a washing machine. Shame I never got a picture :-/
Unfortunately, down in the dining room, Conrad saw me looking for a seat & I ended up on his table again. At least Ian, Christine & 2 Americans were also there so I didn't just have to listen to Conrad spouting off about politics, religion, & dodgy geography :-(
He seemed to think Hobart was further south than Dunedin, & I was pretty sure it wasn't, so once I'd escaped from the table I went to look at the atlas on the mezzanine deck & it turned out I was right. Wrong again, Conrad!
While I was wandering around other pages in the atlas (I love maps), Harry came up, said something about calmar, which I didn't understand, & he dragged me aft to show me what he meant. 
I'm so glad he did :-D
It was magical.
Aft of the RC, floating around in the wake were thousands of bio-luminescent squid. All bluey-green & twinkling in the dark water.
I ran back down for my camera, but it was too dark in the water & the aft light gave off too much light pollution. Maybe a camera like Daniel's would've coped, but my little 'point 'n' shoot' Panasonic couldn't. 
Still, I know to watch out for them next time. Amazing :-D
We stayed out there chatting for ages, peering over the aft rail, & talking about allsorts. It turned out that Harry's into Pratchett, Potter, Gemmel, & fantasy in general, but hadn't read Lord of the Rings, though he'd seen the films. George R R Martin came up in conversation too, & Harry's a GoT mad person as well :-)
Eventually, by about 10.45, most of the squid had gone, & we went back to the Tropical Bar for a dance. As I went to get a warming cup of hot chocolate, I spotted 'Proposition Man" lurking & trying to catch my eye. I pretended I hadn't seen him. 
I called it an early one at 11.30 as the clocks were due to take away another hour of sleep overnight.
Before I left the Tropical Bar for my cabin ~ as Harry had told me he usually saw the sunrise when he did his early morning exercises on the Aft Deck, I asked him to bang on my door & wake me so I could get some sunrise pics.
He forgot!
OAO

Monday, 4 May 2015

Royal Clipper Transatlantic April 2014: Going & At Sea 1 & 2

Getting there: Take 1
This is about the Transatlantic in 2014, but first I should tell you that I had originally sung the song (see at the end of this blog) & set off in April 2013 to do Barbados to Lisbon. However, waking from sleep in a chair at Gatwick Airport at 0230 ~ while I awaited the 0630 check-in, I got up to visit the Ladies; got a spot of postural hypotension; fell over; banged my head on the Gatwick granite floor; knocked myself out; & woke to find a lady at my head, a Spanish guy holding my feet up, & a rather large lump on my noggin :-/
A trip to Crawley A&E showed there was no real damage, & they discharged me back to the airport at about 0530.
Come 0630, the ladies in red at the Virgin desk refused to let me fly that day as I had been unconscious. They said I could take the flight out to Barbados the next morning, & were totally unswayed by my argument that it would be pointless me flying out then as the ship would be well out into the Atlantic :-/ 
Lugging my bags to the National Express desk, I  exchanged my bus ticket for one leaving at 0930 that morning.
With a stop of nearly an hour at Birmingham, I got back to Blackpool just before tea time.
Naturally, the peeps at work were highly surprised to see me show up on Monday morning, & the general comment was - It could only happen to Shirley!
Ah well.
Getting there: Take 2
Onward & upward as they say, & when I found out in August '13 that Tony Soper was to be guest lecturer on the Royal Clipper (RC) Transatlantic in 2014, I paid my deposit, & got ready for Take 2. It was time to sing that song again ~ see below, if you haven't already ;-)
Sadly, Tony Soper broke a bone shortly before we left, & never made the cruise. Darn it. He was an integral part of my growing-up & learning about stuff on his telly progs.

Come April 11th 2014 I went into work all day, & got the train at 2020 (the same time as the year before). 
As previously, ~ after changing 3 times (Preston, Watford Junction & Clapham Junction), I arrived at Gatwick at 5 past 1. I chose to stay awake so there were no more falling-overs ;-p, & to pass the time I wandered all over the place with an occasional sit-down with my sudoku. I checked-in at 0630 with no hassle, & bought 6 small bottles of malt at the Duty Free malt shop & considered where I'd hide them come embarkation (because no alcohol was allowed to be taken aboard the RC). We boarded the aircraft on schedule, & took-off at 1040.
Having had no sleep at Gatwick I kept kipping throughout the flight, but still managed to stay awake long enough to see some good films ~ Gravity, Enders Game, 47 Ronin & What About Dick.
At the airport a group of us were picked up by Jeffrey & taken west across the island to the ship at Bridgetown. We all introduced ourselves, & I met Christine, Big David, Little David, John & Peter. We were all single sailors.
There was a welcome area where I met crew-member, Tatania. She was there to check us in, & welcome us all aboard with fresh pineapple & melon, & various drinks. I had lots of fruit & apple juice before passing out onto the quayside & the RC. 
When she checked us in, Tatania gave us our Boarding Card.

The RC at Barbados with a fat-arsed monstrosity R of pic
After a complimentary neck massage by one of the therapists in the Tropical Bar, I went to my cabin & found some Goodies: ie chocolates, champagne & a strawberry, a nice laminated sail-plan of the RC, & a lovely gift book about the RC & sailing history. I decided to give the book to my bro who would be 70 in July, & probably sailing around the Turkish coast again.
As there was only me I didn't open the champagne. However, I did get stuck into the chocs before I remembered to take a photo. Oops :-q
That's why there are only 5 :-q
There was also the Bridgetown Schedule.
Goodies
The RC Sail-Plan
April 12th p1

April 12th p2 ~ heeling to Port ;-p
even tho we were still in port at the time
Then I went for a wander (& wonder) ashore & aboard.
Ashore was where I took the 1st pic of the RC, & I had a quick look round the little 'duty-free' building out of shot to the left where there were a few stalls selling the usual tourist traps! 
Down the quay on either side of the RC there were 2 enormous & ugly flat-arsed monstrosities ~ hereto known as FAMs. They were a Celebrity & an NCL, & you'd have to pay me to sail on one!
The massage, sauna & steam rooms were 2 decks down from my cabin, & the gym was there, too.
The gym - below sea level
The Tropical Bar with Helmut* on the left.
*See later blog about him

This pic is the atrium looking aft.
The round glass bit at the top is the bottom of the midships pool.
Behind the piano is the Piano bar.
The next level down (at the top of the curved stairwell) is where the Purser had her office & where the shop was.
The white square thing at the bottom (behind the wrought iron) is the table in the Dining Room.

Apart from cabins & the gym, the Dining Room was as far as guests went below.

There was a problem with the generator, so the expected mega-meal at dinner time didn't happen, but they fed us as best they could. I didn't write down what I ate, but it was a buffet in the Tropical Bar
I think the planned lifeboat drill didn't happen due to important peeps fiddling with the generator?
That evening, before we sailed, I sat about in the Tropical Bar & met JP & Julie - just-married, middle-aged Americans. Somehow we ended up taking ju jitsu & JD kept asking me to teach him some self-defence, as the only exercise he got was golf (handy IRO weapons though ;-p ).
I went on deck for the SailAway at 2200 & it was lovely to see how tiny & sleek she was compared to the FAMs either side. Peeps on the FAMs were on deck watching us sail out of port, as the masts were alight & most of the sails were up. It was pretty cool that the Captain (Sergey) showed the Captains of the NCL & Celebrity how it was done by sailing out of the port. 
Nice one, Captain :-D
After SailAway I spent ages on deck trying to get some decent pics of masts, sails, & the Barbadan coast, but was only marginally successful.

These are the best 2. The rest were blurred & fuzzy :-/

The lights are Barbados
Shame the white stanchion spoils the pic :-/
do like the pics of the beautifully wound cordage, though :-)


After lying on deck a lot (to get the masts & moon in), I met a lovely guy called Damion from St Vincent who worked in the kitchen. There's a pic in a later blog.
Apparently his job was to clean the kitchen after each meal, & so he was free to chat until everyone had finished eating - including the rest of the crew.
I met him at about 2300, & we talked until gone midnight. We'd've chatted for longer, but he looked at his watch & did a Cinderella!
He did give me a hug before he disappeared below, & said I was a nice lady ~ Aww. Sweet :-)
Obviously, by that time, it was time for bed (said Zebedee ;-p ), so off I went, & overnight we sailed out of sight of land.

Sea Day 1 ~ Sunday April 13th
The previous evening someone had turned down my bed & left me the next day's schedule (& a Star Clippers Chocolate) on my pillow. This happened every evening.
Here's the At Sea 1 Schedule. I think you can make it bigger if you click on it?

The Italian Buffet for lunch sounded good, as did the "Book 3 1-hour massages & get a free foot or back massage".
So I popped down, & booked 3 to be taken during our voyage to the Azores. But I'm ahead of myself .  .  .
The schedule also showed Tai Chi with Captain Sergey at 0600, & at 0800, "Gentle Morning Gymnastics" with Amanda, one of the Sports duo. The other 1/2 of the duo was Erik, & both were Swedish.
I figured if I was going to eat like I had on the Star Clipper I should get as much exercise as poss., so I got up for Amanda's class. 
There were about 10 other happy campers joining in that morning, & after the early exercise I had a good breakfast & started to get the waiters cued into bringing me oats every morning.
On Day 1 I ate a bit of all sorts off the breakfast buffet, but subsequently tried to be good at b/fast & stick to oats, dried fruit of various kinds, & nuts ditto. 
There were also those cute little black iron tea pots we'd had on Star Clipper in 2006, & I generally had a pot of English Breakfast preceded by a nice strong coffee to get me going.


It was quite a nice day, so I got changed into a bikini & cover-up after brekkers, grabbed my life-jacket, & went for a wander on deck before the lifeboat drill at 1000. 
It was at this point I realised that I had failed to pack flip-flops. I am a dooffuss %-/
As a result I spent much of the voyage wearing bare feet.

After the muster drill we were introduced to many of the crew. These included:
Captain Sergey from the Ukraine;
Lidija the Cruise Director from Switzerland;
Steve the Hotel Manager from England;
Devon the Chef from Jamaica;
Prakash* the Bosun from India; &
Arrigo the Chief Officer from Italy.
Sergey told us there were 17 nationalities within the crew, and 13 nationalities within the 120 guests. As the ship can berth >240 guests, you can see it wasn't exactly over-occupied. * Prakash had a really long name which wouldn't fit on his name badge, & everyone called him Prakash anyway. 
Then we all trundled forward & the Captain toasted the sea & chucked a glass of champagne overboard from the roof of the bridge.

After all that excitement I dumped the life-jacket back in my cabin, & went out on the bow-netting. I knew about it because Rob & I had often gone on the Star Clipper's bow-netting in Aug 2006. However, Star's netting was much flatter & more conducive to kipping in the sun. RC's was pretty steep & not really comfortable lying prone in a bikini :-/
Starboard
Port
After about an hour on the net trying to read The Song Of The Wanderer by Bruce Colville.I called it a day & climbed back onto the fore-deck where I found Tom (an American from Lake Placid) playing his harmonica. 
We went into lunch together & it turned out he'd brought a guitar as well. Also at lunch was Bruce, another American, Peter (who I'd met on the bus - from Guildford), Cindy & her Dad, Charlie, from N Carolina & Virginia respectively, & Earnest. He was a German from Hannover (or Hanover if you're English), but he lived in Chicago.
Tom sucking & blowing
My notes say I had fish for lunch, plus salad, chick peas and parma ham, & fruit and cheese. That's what I meant about exercising 1st thing + Erik's Abs etc. It was just too easy to to fill your face at every meal.
Afternoon was much the same as morning, interspersed with Afternoon Tea, with more fattening goodies. Sleeping in the sun, Sudoku, & meeting various folks also occurred.
In the evening there was a cocktail party for all the singles - ie nearly everyone! I chatted with Christine & drank several champagne cocktails :-q
I didn't write who I had dinner with, but I did write about the food:
Sorbet, Lamb, Mouse, Cheese, & Fruit.
After dinner I went & put the contents of one of my malt bottles in a mug & went back to the Tropical Bar with 2 Pitbull CDs & my Enrique CD. The malt in a mug looked like black tea, & meant that once the music was playing, I was ready to rock'n'roll ;-p
Unfortunately, once Monica & Arpad (the Entertainments duo) put them on, I danced alone ~ mostly.
Then it was bed-time, & off I went.
Sea Day 2 ~ Monday April 14th
Today began with another dose of Amanda's exercise class, followed by my 1st massage at 0830. I was a teensy bit late, but there was no one else waiting.
You could eat breakfast until 1000, or even 1030 if you didn't want a fry-up, so there was no great rush. I was down there for 0930 anyway, so I could chill with the sea going past the portholes :-) & chat with Peter from Guildford I'd met on the bus from the airport, & Tom the harmonica player. I told Tom about Wolfstone, & after breakfast went back to the cabin to get my CDs to lend him.
The book I got from the Library was about unicorns & dragons, & I went into the forward lounge to read as it had started to rain. It was actually a kids book (well, as it took me less than 3 hours to read I supposed it was? It was a good read, tho), & once it was back in the library it was time for lunch.
I ate it with Erik, Arrigo & Amanda ~ who persuaded me to help out at the fashion show that evening. She indicated staff & peeps like me would be on the catwalk, modelling clothes from the onboard shop. Mmm??
Then it was back on deck with the camera as the sun was out a bit.
The Foredeck


I was lying on deck again for this one



Luffing a bit!
Afterwards, I decided to walk-off the full plate from the Caribbean Buffet in the gym. I took a CD down & walked until it was over, & then went in the Steam Room. 
Bloody Hell!. 
That floor was Hot! ! ! 
& there was me with no flip-flops. Mind you, they'd've probably melted & stuck to the floor. I lay on my towel for about 20 min, & then used it to walk on to get out of the door. Like I said ~ Hot underfoot. Nice tho., lying there in the bluey-green underwater light coming through the porthole. Very restful :-) 
Changed ready for Erik's "Special 6-pack work-out", went back on deck to have a brew & a bit of a nibble at the Afternoon Snacks in the Tropical Bar. 
The ab workout was quite good, & I met a few more passengers who would be regulars in the exercise stakes. I didn't get names immediately, but the (reasonably) regulars were Tom, the Big & Little Davids, Steve (I'd met those 4 already), Jerry (Canada), Jack (USA) & Andy (Germany). More of them later! 
Heretofore, Erik's "Special 6-pack work-out" will be known as Erik's Abs ;-p 
We did it on the Aft deck, & then, as the Captain came up & was doing some Tai Chi, some of us joined in as the sun went down behind us. Very Zen. Or whatever that would be in Chinese ;-p
A sunset & Jerry's vest! 
A sunset & 1/2 of Lidija

Back in the cabin I listened to Pitbull & read after my shower, & then had a late-ish dinner (prob too many afternoon snacks!?). Bizarrely, there was nothing in the 'special' menu I fancied, so I asked for a blue steak.
The fashion show was at 9, so I reported for duty in the Library & found there were only 2 of us who weren't staff ~ me & Ernie! To bolster my courage I went back out to the bar & got a malt (Laphroaig. Not Really into too much smoke ~ or peat for that matter, but it was that or Glenfiddich ~ yuk).
Come my 1st turn, I was on with Amanda & Erik, & wearing shorts & a Star Clippers top doing "Beach". I went on again wearing something else, but I can't decipher my notes! For Act 3 it was "Wet & Windy" with showerproof kit to show-off to the audience. Amanda also gave me a brolly/parasol, so I hammed it up & acted daft. It was quite fun really, & of course I hardly knew anyone yet, so no need to be too embarrassed. However, I guess the malt helped ;-)
After all the excitement I was quite wide awake, so I stayed up talking to Patrick (Canada, & who had a marvellous* moustache* ;-p ) & Steve (England) who were propping up the bar.
Eventually, I went to bed, but read Book 2 until gone 2am. I remembered to do the clock thing so I'd get up in time for Amanda, but forgot to set the alarm - doh!
TYPICALLY TROPICAL
BARBADOS - 09/08/1975
1 week at #1 - 11 weeks on chart

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Captain Tobias Wilcock welcoming you aboard
Coconut Airways flight 372 to Bridgetown Barbados
We will be flying at an 'ight of 32000 feet and at an airspeed of approximately 600 miles per hour
Refreshments will be served after take-off, kindly fasten your safety belts
And refrain from smoking until the aircraft is airborne

Woah, I'm going to Barbados
Woah, back to the palm trees
Woah, I'm going to see my girlfriend
Woah, in the sunny Carribean sea

I don't wanna be bus driver all my life
I've seen too much of Brixton town, in the night
Fly away on Coconut Airways
Climbing high, Barbados sky

I look up at the sky and I see the clouds
I look down at the ground and I see the rain go down the drain
Fly away on Coconut Airways
Climbing high, Barbados sky

Woah, I'm going to Barbados
Woah, back to the palm trees
Woah, I'm going to see my girlfriend
Woah, in the sunny Carribean sea

Far away from London town and the rain
It's really very nice to be home again
Mary-Jane, on the Coconut Airways
Now I know, she love me so

Woah, I'm going to Barbados
Woah, back to the palm trees
Woah, I'm going to see my girlfriend
Woah, in the sunny Carribean sea

Ladies and gentlemen, we are now commencing our approach into Bridgetown Barbados
The weather is fine with approximate temperature of 90 degrees Fahrenheit
The sky is blue and the palm trees are really cool
Captain Wilkock and his crew hope you have had a pleasant flight
And that you will fly Coconut Airways again

Woah, I'm going to Barbados
Woah, back to the palm trees
Woah, I'm going to see my girlfriend
Woah, in the sunny Carribean sea

Woah, I'm going to Barbados
Woah, back to the palm trees
Woah, I'm going to see my girlfriend
Woah, in the sunny Carribean sea

Woah, I'm going to Barbados
Woah, back to the palm trees
Woah, I'm going to see my girlfriend
Woah, in the sunny Carribean sea
So, I'd sung the song, been to Barbados, sailed away, & was now headed into my third day At Sea :-D

* Isn't it annoying when some American geek tries to tell you you spelt marvellous and moustache incorrectly. And spelt for that matter. He or she clearly would prefer I spelt it spelled ;-)
OAO